Tips for improving family life:
1. Do not have children.
Children are financial and emotional dead-weight at least till 18, where, if they hate you, they might leave, otherwise they will continue to be dead weight at least for another ten years.
2. Get more than one job.
That way you and the wife don't see each other much. This makes the sex better, gets you more money, and gets you appreciate the comforts of home.
3. Drink and actively protest for the legalization of marijuana.
Assuming you fall into the trap of breeding, nothing makes it tolerable like alcohol and other life-enhancing chemicals.
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