Thursday, March 1, 2007

Stephen Hawking, Former Gangbanger

Early Years
Back when I used to know him he was the baddest motherfucker out of Inglewood. Mac-20, as we used to call him (he carried 2 Mac-10s on his person at all times), had taken out more than 45 niggaz in a crack and marijuana filled haze that ran from his teenaged years in lock-up to his parole from in 1978. In prison he was known as a baddass, raping as many as 9 men in one afternoon at Folsom. In being placed in a cell with him, new inmates were given a gallon of Vaseline and asked is they had AIDS, the smart recruits said yes, those became experts in fellatio instead of being anally violated.

It was Hawking who came up with the Bloods-Symbol, which is really the summary of an early convoluted thesis on quantum gravity.

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