Malcolm X saddles up his trusty steed, White Sally, and rides the prairies of Wyoming looking for nomadic Klansmen. Spoiler: he finds out that Elijah Mohammed is actually a woman (Whoopi Goldberg) and falls in love with her.
The Graduate
Patrick Stewart commands a group of retarded children with special abilities (4th grade reading and math skills) against Mathneto, a retarded adult who can hold a job and live by himself (Oliver Platt). Along the way Stewart is killed and the retards must stumble and drool their way to victory over evil all by themselves.
Ali
Platt wins the Oscar for playing Muhammed Ali.
Drugstore Cowboy
Platt plays a violent Vietnam vet who is a symbol of religious fanaticism as well as sidekick to Jeff Bridges Jesus-figure. In this movie you learn that pills can be ground up and boiled in a teaspoon then injected directly into the bloodstream. Changed my life, man.
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