Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Shocking Porno











In the most shocking
series of porno
films to arrive on the shelves of porno films websites since Comatose
Amputee Granny Rimjob (2005), we have the ultimate donkey-fucking
movie for all of you DF-ing fans.


The Setup

The hero, played with expert manliness
by Jack Johnson, inherits a donkey farm in Florida, so he and nine of
his best buddies go down to take a look at it before deciding whether
or not to sell. On arriving at the farm they spy a donkey with a very
long schlong and proceed to give said donkey a gang blowjob, making
this the first ten-man gang donkey blowjob in film history. Don't
worry, it gets even better.


What Happens

They decide to keep the farm, running
it as a show for fellow donkey-enthusiasts. At one of these shows a
millionaire (Spurt Reynolds) shows up and offers to buy the farm and
keep them on to run it, he just wants to be able to have the long
schlonged donkey to himself. At this point one of Jack Johnson's 9
cohorts (Hugh Jackman) realizes that he is straight and needs to be
with only female donkeys. This sequence allows for one on ones
between Reynolds and Long Schlong, and between Jackman and and
unnamed female member of the donkey cast. The Reynolds scene has a
segment where he inserts his head into the anus of the donkey, while
the Jackman scene has one 25 minute donkey-lingus session. I have
never seen a female donkey quite so aroused in all my life.


Anyway, I will not
spoil any more of
this feature's plot for you, rest assured though, it turns out very
well for all.


Available
for purchase from Amazon.com




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