To you, Oprah

Oh Oprah, I love you so, you are a credit to your race! The best black thing to enter my life since my Audi A4. I live the way you enrich people's lives by giving them free shit! I love the way you talk about Toni Morrison's books like you actually have the brains to read them! I love the way you get your audience to buy books that they will never in a million years be able to grasp (even if doctors find a way to reverse lobotomies!)! Most of all I love the fact that you became insanely rich by becoming a token of minority success! That gives me hope!

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