Vin Diesel

Fucking Vin Diesel. That wooden, slackjawed pretentious dimwit. Fucking social-climbing, ambitious, no-talent airhead. I hate you and those fat chicks on myspace who have your pics in their profiles. Like you would ever want them! You like the dick, don't you? I bet you like the dick. I hate you like I hate Charlie Sheen and every Hollywood brat who made their money on Daddy's last name. Speaking of names, even your stage-name is a punch-drunk jock's idea of cool.